More Seventh Sanctum Silly Season Contest stuff. This time you get to see the Maid Paladin, Waiter-Swordsman, Bodyguard-Decorator, and the Alchemist Clerk. Hopefully you'll laugh, as these are not meant for seriousness at all.
Generated from the Humorous Fantasy Classes Generator, and drawn with a Dixon Ticonderoga pencil and inked over with a thin sharpie.
Hah. Now I sound all technical.
On a side note, there's a guy yelling, "how many times do I have to tell you that organizing the file cabinet does not involve sodium bicarbonate and acid?!" at the poor alchemist clerk. 1., I couldn't think of what it was that clerks did, so I fell lamely back onto "organizing the file cabinet", which I'm sure most people have to do anyway, and 2., I considered simply making up some weird chemicals, but I chickened out and just made baking soda and vinegar sound all technical. It wouldn't really blow anything up. Sorry to disappoint you. *Shrugs* I still think it's funny.